Google Wars May 28, 2003 I must fight the temptation to register brianjnoggleisacheesehead.com. Maybe I should turn my attention to the fact that this site does not appear on the first page of results for phobia or my real name. Maybe trying to manipulate Google results is a futile waste of energy. Why needlessly contribute to the heat death of the universe? This site is an archive of several sources. If you'd like to keep up, follow me on Twitter.