Trails are bad, and roads are for cars

Posted here on (week 1532).

There are a lot of things in our world that might merit a bit of paranoia. Joyce Morrison has chosen cycling as the object of her conspiracy theories:

But are we being prepared to be forced to use bicycles for our major mode of transportation? Could it be this activity is purposely being placed into an elitist status with no restrictions and licensing in an effort to lure people into this mental mode?