writing 2007-01-26

Instant Buzz

How to create an advertising sensation with a low budget:

Beautiful Agony

  1. Buy cheap TV spots on major network affiliates during, say, daytime soaps.

  2. Produce a commercial featuring headshots of petite morte.

  3. Ensure the Parents Television Council (responsible for 99.8% of non-Janet Jackson FCC complaints) notices.

I posted this in January 2007 during week 1716.

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