“Reagan in the Machine”

When Ronald Reagan was a radio announcer, he used to call baseball games by reading the terse descriptions that trickled in over the telegraph wire and were printed out on a paper tape. He would sit there, all by himself in a padded room with a microphone, and the paper tape would eke out of the machine and crawl over the palm of his hand printed with cryptic abbreviations. If the count went to three and two, Reagan would describe the scene as he saw it in his mind’s eye: “The brawny left-hander steps out of the batter’s box to wipe the sweat from his brow. The umpire steps forward to sweep the dirt from home plate.” and so on. When the cryptogram on the paper tape announced a base hit, he would whack the edge of the table with a pencil, creating a little sound effect, and describe the arc of the ball as if he could actually see it. His listeners, many of whom presumably thought that Reagan was actually at the ballpark watching the game, would reconstruct the scene in their minds according to his descriptions.

This is exactly how the World Wide Web works: the HTML files are the pithy description on the paper tape, and your Web browser is Ronald Reagan.

Neal Stephenson, In the beginning was the command line

Later in the essay, Neal Stephenson said:

Everything we do is interpreted and translated time and again as it works its way down through all of the metaphors and abstractions.

Apologies to Mr. Stephenson, but he took this too far. The “interpreting” of compilers and window managers and web browsers is determinate and predictable, unlike the imagination of Ronald Reason’s squishy mind.

But stretched or not, the metaphor hits hard these days as I design and build (both professionally and as a hobby) software with squishy LLMs as both code creators and runtime components.

It’s the runtime use that is unsettling. I don’t want Ronald Reagan in the machine when I’m not around to reality-check him.

I posted this in August 2026 during week 2735.

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