Notes

Now you can [purchase money][http://www.usmint.gov/]! My favorite value: $20 worth of quarters for only $32.

“Bush…may feel free if he wins a second term to realign his foreign policy more closely to the harder-edged, conservative view exemplified by Vice President Cheney and Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld…” http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A16856-2003Aug3.html

Cheerleader, exotic dancer, and aerobics instructor seeks a special guy to spend her nights with. Just as soon as she’s done doing her time for 2nd degree murder.

John McCoy answers the question “What’s so special about Lance Armstrong and those other guys?” Found by Heather.

We should all be so blessed as to inspire a poet.

Some people take sandcastles far too seriously.